Steam Powered Top Hats: The Ultimate in Fanciful Fashion

Welcome to the world's most stylish, most fantastical, most utterly useless steam-powered headgear.

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The Steam-Powered Top Hat 3000

Steam-Powered Top Hat 3000

This is the most advanced steam-powered top hat in the world. It has 17 gears, 5 valves, and a built-in tea kettle.

Accessories

The Steam-Powered Top Hat 2000

Steam-Powered Top Hat 2000

This is the more affordable, slightly-less-advanced version of the Steam-Powered Top Hat 3000.

Upgrades
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